Thursday, August 23, 2007

Complaint

Jane/Buckethead: I've received the following complaint on our Corporate Compliance Fax (I never knew the thing actually worked). Please let me know how you would like for me to proceed. I have a fresh death card I can throw at Ms. Washington if you wish....

La Complainta

Meester Complaint Sharky:

How como you no savvy my "EL Loco CEO" complaint? You CEO - she still trash white. She no good. She slut. She sleep my man and eat my food. She paint fingernail red like slut and she take my bra. I dont like. She no bueno.I take another picture Funsaver:

She send picture to my man like this. She take my medicine when she here and replace it with vitamins of Flintstone. She think I estupido, but I no estupido - I un-estupido. She soy gringo estupido pendejo.

You tell she bad. Stay away my husband and my medication.

My name Estella Guadalajara Santa Maria Sanchez-Fuentes Washington

1 comment:

Jane Smith said...

Sharky,
Death card that no english speaking whore. I don't know who she thinks she is. But that clearly IS NOT ME! I look way better in lingerie.